A story and a video.

STORY


Well, once upon a time there was a bald frog who wore a wig.
To all the other frogs, this frog seemed...well...just...different. They thought he was a little strange.
You see, all the other frogs had beautiful long lockes of gorgeous flowing hair that they loved to parade around.
But our friend the bald frog, couldn't do that.
So one day he decided to buy a wig, which proved to be a difficult task; no one needed to sell wigs since every frog had hair.
Baldy decided to make one.
He took some grass and stuck it on his head with tree sap.
All the town frogs laughed and jeered at him.

One day, King Frog came into town.
"Here, ye, hear, ye!" The trumpeter frog exclaimed. "Here aproches the King."
All the frogs stuck out their tongues as a sign of respect.
When the King came hopping in, some one caught his eye.
Mr. Bald Frog.
"Hey, dude. You with the grass on your head."
Baldy looked up.
"Yes?"
"Me likey your hair." King Frog pointed to his head and then called to one of his servents.
"Servent Frog!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Get me a razor."
"A..uh...a razor, sir?" Servent Frog gulped.
"Yes."
The Servent Frog came back with a razor.
The King Frog thanked him and then shaved his own head.
The Village Frogs gasped.
"Oh, dear!" some exclaimed.
"Oh, my!" some others exclaimed.
"What has he done?"
They all ribbited into riotous commotion.

King Frog then made a wig like Baldy Frog's.

During the next week all the other frogs did the same because they beleived anything the King Frog did was uberly cool. Yes. Uberly.

Five days after everyone shaved their head and made a grass wig, Mr. Bald Frog looked in the mirrow.
What was that?
On top of Baldy's head was one single hair.
Just when he had started to fit in in life....
Over the next fortnight, Mr. Bald Frog had grown a whole head of hair.
But when he tried to shave it off, the tree sap that had kept the grass on made the razor all gummy. So now his head was a big mess of sap, grass and hair.

Moral of the story?
Wait till you know your officially bald before you make a wig of sap and grass.

VIDEO

This is my favorite song. Ever.